Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Matt and Kyle Master Miracle Mile

Matt Kenesth held off his Joe Gibbs Racing teammate Kyle Busch, to win the Sylvania 300 at the New Hampshire Motor Speedway. So far Matt Kenseth and Kyle Busch have dominated the Chase by placing first and second in the first two races of the Chase. I think the championship will come down to three drivers, Kenseth, Kyle Busch, or Jimmie Johnson. For winning the race, Matt received this 22 pound lobster as his trophy. That's great for Matt but really sucks for the lobster.

 
This week the Chase moves down the road a bit to another 1 mile track, the Monster Mile at Dover, Delaware on Sunday at 1 P.M. When considering your picks for Dover, remember that Bristol is sometimes referred to as a "mini Dover" due to the fact that both tracks are steeply banked. While not always the case, usually good at one means good at the other. I will need your picks by 2 P.M. on Friday.

Here are the results from the week and the updated standings.

Week-Dennis 182, Freddy 176, Neil 174, PT 171, Jim 166, Joe 165, Terry 162, Chuck 161, Michael 161, Brent 161, Norb 159, Toby 147

Segment-Dennis 388, PT 361, Freddy 353, Michael 342, Brent 336, Neil 334, Joe 333, Toby 332, Chuck 321, Norb 320, Jim 307, Terry 287

Overall-PT 4758, Chuck 4721, Michael 4678, Freddy 4666, Dennis 4597, Joe 4547, Brent 4436, Jim 4399, Toby 4368, Neil 4337, Terry 4172, Norb 4165

Their are rumors starting to surface that NASCAR may tweak the schedule for next year. They are considering taking the Chase race away from Dover and moving it to the road course at Sonoma. They may move the season ending race from Homestead to Phoenix. Basically just flip flopping those two Chase races. The Southern 500 at Darlington may be moved to Mother's Day weekend. NASCAR is also considering adding a new track to the circuit. They are thinking of going to the road course in Wisconsin. The Truck and the Nationwide series' already race there. That would mean that their would be three road course races next year. None of this is official but the announcement could come as early as this weekend at Dover.

Now for the song of the week This song was rather challenging because it has several verses but never fear, I was up to the challenge.




Sunday, September 22, 2013

Rocket Man

Ryan Newman turned the fast lap at Loudon to take the pole for the Sylvania 300. It was Newman's 7th pole win at Loudon and 51st overall in his career. The 51 pole wins, rank Newman 8th in NASCAR history. The best thing about Newman starting P-1 is that I picked him this weekend.
Here are the qualifying results and points.

Toby-29, 5, 11, 78=36
Chuck-48, 5, 11, 24=34
Michael-48, 5, 11, 24=34
PT-24, 2, 11, 39=30
Norb-18, 5, 11, 22=30
Jim-24, 42, 11, 16=22
Neil-18, 2, 11, 39=21
Freddy-48, 2, 55, 24=18
Terry-24, 2, 11, 99=15
Dennis-48, 2, 14, 20=12
Joe-48, 2, 11, 99=7
Brent-48, 2, 55, 15=5

The top 15 in qualifying were: 39, 5, 24, 78, 56, 22, 27, 29, 20, 16, 48, 18, 43, 11, 42

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Chicago's Shitty Showers

This is how the radar looked in Joliet from about 10 AM until around 6:30 P.M. NASCAR did manage to finally get the race in under the lights. I didn't have time to send out the picks and qualifying results so we will take care of that first.

Jim-99, 42, 55, 2=35
Joe99, 2, 11, 48=29
Chuck-48, 5, 11, 99=27
PT-20, 2, 11, 48=27
Dennis-48, 2, 14, 20=27
Neil-48, 5, 11, 99=27
Michael-48, 5, 55, 20=25
Freddy-48, 5, 55, 20=25
Norb-99, 2, 11, 78=22
Terry-18, 56, 11, 22=21
Toby-20, 2, 11, 29=20
Brent-78, 5, 11, 20=18

The top 15 in qualifying were: 22, 2, 42, 5, 17, 24, 16, 99, 48, 20, 27, 18, 47, 56, 43

Now on to the race report. IT WAS MISERABLE THERE!!! It was cold and rainy the entire day. It started to rain around 9 A.M. and rained off and on until 6:30 or 7 P.M. The race finally ended at 11 P.M. Needless to say we did not stay for the end of the race. We tried but it was just too cold and damp. Besides, my daughter was already catching a cold so we left. We did enjoy some dry time in the morning and were able to make biscuits and gravy and bacon on the grill. It was delicious. Oh by the way, Matt Kenseth won the race and increased his points lead.
 

The first 110 laps were fairly boring. The only cautions were for rain. Once the race got restarted it was a little more exciting. The teams had set the cars up to race during the day so teams struggled to get the cars right for night racing. All in all it was a crappy weekend but the facility at Chicago was nice. The parking was conveniently located and it was easy to get in and out of the lots. But I think that we are going to go to Bristol next year.

Here are the points for the week and the overall standings.
Week: Dennis 206, PT 190, Toby 185, Michael 177, Freddy 177, Brent 175, Joe 168, Norb 161, Chuck 160, Neil 160, Jim 141, Terry 125

Overall: PT 4587, Chuck 4560, Michael 4517, Freddy 4490, Dennis 4415, Joe 4382, Brent 4275, Jim 4233, Toby 4221, Neil 4163, Terry 4010, Norb 4006. You may notice that I have taken my rightful place as the leader in fantasy points.

This week's race is at Loudon, NH on Sunday at 1 P.M. Loudon is a one mile flat track, similar to Richmond, Phoenix and Martinsville. Car set ups are crucial on flat tracks. Usually if a driver and team are good at one, they are usually good at all. I will need your picks by 2:30 P.M. on Friday. This will be the second race of our last segment and the second race of the chase.

Speaking of the chase, how about NASCAR. They take Truex out and put Newman in. As far as I know, Truex is the one driver at MWR who did nothing wrong, yet they punish him. If NASCAR believes that Bowyer spun out on purpose at Richmond, then shouldn't they have punished him? They did dock him 50 points but it was before they reset the points. The penalty had no ill affects on Bowyer. Then they add Jeff Gordon as the 13th chase driver because Gilliland let Logano pass him at the end of the Richmond race to gain a extra point. NASCAR had gone mad. They really screwed the pooch on this one. It looks like NASCAR is picking and choosing who they want in he chase. NASCAR would never kick Bowyer out because he is one of the more popular drivers. However, Truex's popularity is a notch below. If NASCAR is going to start picking and choosing, then they should let 43 drivers in the chase. NASCAR did clarify the rules a bit this weekend. They said all teams and drivers have to try their best and try to get the best finish they can in a race. If that is the case, shouldn't NASCAR do away with the start and park teams?

I did not write a new song this week but never fear. I have made a slide show of the sights I took in at the track. I hope you enjoy watching it as much as I did making it.


 

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Richmond Wrecking Ruckus

Carl Edwards takes checkered flag at Richmond

 
Carl Edward's pit crew made the most of a late race caution. Of those drivers that took four tires, Edwards came off pit lane first and passed Paul Menard, who elected to take only two tires. The 99 then was able to hang on to win the race.

This race was hyped to be one of the best races of the season because of The Chase qualifying scenarios, but it turned out to be rather uneventful...that is until after the race had ended. That is when the real excitement began. The controversy actually began with seven laps remaining in the race. Ryan Newman practically had the race won. The win would have locked Newman in as the final wildcard and pushed Truex out of The Chase. Lo' and behold, Truex's teammate Clint Bowyer, mysteriously spun out which brought out the caution. Newman went to his pit stop with the race lead but was beaten off of pit row and restarted fifth and ended up finishing third. By not winning, Newman was out and Truex was in. In the post race coverage the possibility that Bowyer spun on purpose was discussed. Bowyer was interviewed after the race and denied the accusation. However a portion of the team communications that were released, indicated that perhaps the spin was not an accident. Bowyer's crew chief asked Bowyer if his arms were getting tired. He then told Bowyer that if his arm had an itch to let go of the wheel and scratch it. Of course that raised red flags and NASCAR said that they would investigate. In the meantime while all of this was going on, the 55 car of Brian Vickers, another Michael Waltrip Racing  teammate, mysteriously pulled onto pit row. Needless to say, Truex was thrilled.
 
Trues celebrates with the other Chase qualifiers

 
Ryan Newman was distraught at the sudden turn of events.
                                                                                 
 In the post race interview he basically threw his team under the bus by blaming his pit crew for the slow stop. I hope that after he had calmed down that he did apologize to his pit crew for lashing out at them. However, he was correct in blaming them. They did fail to get him back out first.

Now the other big controversy. Did Carl Edwards jump the restart?                                                   
 

Race analyst, Dale Jarrett who is the best in the business, was the first to point it out in real time as it happened. After the race, Jarrett was very critical of NASCAR for not penalizing Edwards. Jarrett's exact quote was, "it's wrong." The replays clearly show that Edwards did indeed jump the restart. Jarrett also brought up the fact that Jimmie Johnson did the same thing at Dover and had to serve a drive through penalty. NASCAR's excuse for not penalizing the 99 was that Menard "couldn't get going for some reason." Let me be the first to call "BULLSHIT."
 
Okay fast forward to Monday. Early on Monday NASCAR said that there was no indication that Bowyer spun on purpose. Okay now fast froward to Monday night. It is announced by NASCAR that they believe that Bowyer's spin was intentional and that his actions and the actions of the entire Michael Waltrip Race team were determental to the sport of stock car racing. Bowyer, Truex and Vickers were each docked 50 driver championship points and the team was docked owner's points. The team was also fined $300,000 dollars. The 50 point penalty knocked Truex out of the chase and put Newman in. Michael Waltrip fell on his sword for the team and took all the blame.
 
 
My in depth reporting on the issue brings me to this point. I emailed and snail mailed you the new driver groups for the final segment. Because of the penalties, my groupings have a small mistake. Truex is now in the second group and Newman is in the first. So make a note of that on the sheets I mailed to you. You will also notice that the 24 is in the first group and the 5 is in the second group, even though the 5 is in The Chase and the 24 is not. This is because we went to driver point standings instead of owner point standings. Gordon finished the regular season driver standings in eleventh place but failed to make The Chase as a wildcard because he had no wins this season. Kahne finished 14th in driver points but made The Chase as a wildcard because of his two wins.

Now to my opinion of the events over the race weekend. NASCAR brought all of this controversy on themselves. The business model that NASCAR has developed and The Chase set up caused this. NASCAR is all about sponsorship and multi car teams. It is difficult for a single car team to compete in this era, Furniture Row not withstanding. So NASCAR has made it necessary for teams to run more than one car. Multi car teams have to work together to try to get as many of their drivers as they can into the playoffs. Teammates helping eachother out is as old as the advent of the multi car team. How many times have you seen a team member let another team member pass them for the lead so that the teammate can gain a bonus point? How many times have you seen a driver throw a block for one of his teammates? Remember Dale Earnhardt blocking at the Daytona 500 so his teammate, Michael Waltrip could win? I think the Race for the Chase should be decided on the track, not in the board room. If you look up the word "hypocrit" in the Webster Dictionary, there should be a picture of the NASCAR logo.  I felt bad for Newman when the caution came out, but I also feel bad for Truex. As far as I know, Truex didn't ask Bowyer to spin out nor did he ask Vickers to simply pull into the pits. For all intents and purposes, NASCAR admitted that Newman won the race. Then why did they give Edwards the win and the extra bonus points for The Chase? If they are gonna say that Newman would have won and made The Chase, then Edwards should be stripped of the victory. Then they need to change The Chase Standings. My point is when NASCAR starts to manipulate who makes The Chase, it has a ripple effect and they loose all credibility.

Here are the race results, the overall standings and the final standings for the third segment. Congratulations to me for winning the segment and to Freddy for finishing second.


Race: Neil 173, Joe 171, PT 170, Michael 166, Toby 164, Jim 163, Chuck 162, Brent 162, Freddy 161, Norb 161, Dennis 157, Terry 149

Segment: PT 1410, Freddy 1356, Chuck 1339, Joe 1305, Jim 1293, Toby 1286, Norb 1257, Dennis 1251, Michael 1248, Brent 1248, Neil 1196, Terry 1192

Overall: Chuck 4400, PT 4397, Michael 4340, Freddy 4313, Joe 4214, Dennis 4209, Brent 4100, Jim 4092, Neil 4063, Toby 4036, Terry 3885, Norb 3845

The beginning of our 4th segment coincides with the start of The Chase. The first race is at Chicagoland Speedway this Sunday at 1 P.M. I will need your picks by 4 P.M. on Friday afternoon. I will be attending the race this weekend. I hope to be able to post some pics from the track. For all you local Somewhatrednecks, don't work too hard at the Wheat Festival. I will be thinking about you working while I am tailgating and having a good time.

I had some technical difficulties with the song of the week. I could not find a karaeoke version of this particular song. So just bear with it. It was the best that I could do.

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Gordon Gains Ground

Once again a driver was inspired by one of my songs. After I dissed Jeff Gordon he goes out and takes the pole for the night race at Richmond. That's a good thing because he really needs to win.

Congratulations to Jimmie and Chandra Johnson on the birth of their new baby. I have obtained exclusive photos of the new baby girl.

This was the baby's reaction when she realized who her father was.

 

Baby's first picture after leaving hospital.

 


Nothing more beautiful or natural than a mother breast feeding her newborn. Unfortunately Chandra has let herself go.

 
Here are your picks and the qualifying results:
Joe-18, 2, 11, 24=41
Freddy-18, 24, 11, 15=40
Norb-18, 24, 11, 15=40
PT-20, 24, 55, 15=38
Brent-15, 24, 55, 56=32
Dennis-15, 24, 47, 18=30
Michael-18, 24, 55, 20=29
Jim-88, 22, 42, 24=29
Chuck-18, 24, 11, 29=28
Neil-20, 24, 55, 14=26
Terry-18, 22, 11, 56=26
Toby-5, 24, 11, 29=25
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 


Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Busch Gets Hot In Atlanta

Kyle Busch wasn't much of a factor in the Advocare 500. That is until the end of the race. On a late race caution, the 18 was the first off pit row and Busch was able to hold off Joey Logano. Logano clearly had the car to beat and if the race had been the Advocare 503 instead of the Advocare 500, Logano would have won.

This week the NASCAR circuit moves to the 3/4 mile flat track at Richmond. This is the final race before The Chase and this race could prove to be dramatic. Jeff Gordon and Kurt Busch are battling to get into the top 10 in the standings. Truex and Kahne are trying to hold on to the wildcard spots while Ryan Newman is desparate to get another win to move into the wildcard spot. Defending champ Brad Keselowski, needs a win and he needs the 24, 78, 5, 56 and 39 to have a disaster. That is about his only hope to make The Chase. Bowyer is securely in the chase but would like a win to pick up the bonus points for The Chase. Johnson and Kenseth are battling for the most bonus points for The Chase. So there are all sorts of mini soap operas going on within the race.

This will be a tough race to pick drivers with all of The Chase scenarios to be played out. I don't think any drivers will be "points racing." All of the drivers will be racing for the win this week. I think it will be "no holds barred", short track Saturday night racing. Jeff Gordon is always good at Richmond and really needs to win, or at least finish in the top 3. Bowyer, Johnson, Kyle Busch and Carl Edwards have all won at this track. Over the last five seasons, no driver has been better at Richmond than Denny Hamlin. Hamlin makes me nervous though. That team has been snake bit all season. I think it has gotten to the point that Denny just doesn't care anymore. I believe he just wants the season to hurry up and end so he can start fresh next year.

Anyway, the race is Saturday night. I will need your picks by 4:30 P.M. on Friday. This is the last race of Segment 3. Following the race, I will reset the driver groups for the fourth and final segment of our fantasy NASCAR season. Good luck with your picks!!! Here are the results and standings.

Week-Michael 182, PT 175, Jim 174, Joe 158, Chuck 156, Norb 154, Terry 136, Dennis 134, Freddy 132, Brent 132, Toby 132, Neil 118

Segment-PT 1240, Freddy 1195, Chuck 1177, Joe 1134, Jim 1130, Toby 1122, Norb 1096, Dennis 1094, Brent 1086, Michael 1082, Terry 1043, Neil 1023

Overall-Chuck 4238, PT 4227, Michael 4174, Freddy 4152, Dennis 4052, Joe 4043, Brent 3938, Jim 3929, Neil 3890, Toby 3872, Terry 3736, Norb 3684


Now the night race at Richmond has been voted as the most "redneck" crowd in NASCAR. Here are a couple photos from last year's Richmond night race. I think they prove that Richmond does have the biggest "redneck" fans.
I am sure his mother is so proud
  
 
I am sure her father is so proud
 

 
Jeff Gordon realizes that his Chase hopes are fading. I am sure that if he had though of it, he would have written this exact song.
 

 

 
 
 

Sunday, September 1, 2013

The 17 Stenhouse Stuns and Surprises

Ricky Stehouse Jr. surprised everyone by turning the fast lap during the Coors Light Qualifying at Atlanta Motor Speedway to win the pole for the Advocare 500. Usually the Coors Light girls are there to celebrate with the Coors Light Pole winner. Unfortunately or fortunately depending on your point of view, the Coors Light girl's flight was delayed so this is who Stenhouse was forced to celebrate with. Good thing for Rickey that Danica did not catch him reaching into her box. I wonder what photo I could have posted if it were called the Bush Light Pole? Sorry, I mean Busch Light pole. 
 
                                                     
Apparently Stenhouse's girlfriend, Danica Patrick was also surprised by his pole.
 

Okay here are your picks and your qualifying points.

PT-56, 22, 11, 20=36
Dennis-15, 22, 11, 99=35
Chuck-18, 24, 11, 5=30
Joe-18, 2, 11, 24=30
Michael-20, 22, 55, 99=29
Jim-5, 24, 42, 22=29
Toby-5, 24, 11, 78=23
Terry-48, 39, 11, 78=18
Freddy-48, 24, 55, 2=17
Brent-48, 2, 55, 24=17
Norb-48, 39, 5, 20=16
Neil-5, 24, 55, 2=11

The top fifteen in qualifying were 17, 99, 42, 11, 24, 20, 56, 88, 18, 48, 22, 15, 47, 34, 1