First Segment Finished

Kyle Busch was the big winner of the Richmond race. From the size of this NASCAR fan's bikini bottom, it is apparent that a little Busch goes a long way!!! This was the last race of segment 1. Here are the week's results and the final standings for the segment:

Week-Al 231, Matt 212, Freddy 211, Brent 211, Toby 202, Chuck 201, Dennis 186, Jeff 184, PT 183, Norb 179, Michael 177, Terry 172, Brian 168, Neil 168, Jim 162, Joe 160, Bauman 146

Segment-PT 1633, Dennis 1598, Freddy 1557, Toby 1552, Terry 1546, Al 1523, Brent 1511, Matt 1497, Michael 1487, Bauman 1458, Chuck 1457, Jim 1441, Jeff 1426, Joe 1424, Brian 1351, Norb 1334, Neil 1287

The new car groups are listed to the right. I will also email the new groups to you so you can just print them off if you want. The third group is gonna suck now. There is not alot to choose from. Just a reminder that the car groups are done by owner points,  not driver points. This Sunday's race at Talladega is the first race of segment 2. I will let you know when I need your picks.

Hamlin Wins for 2nd Time This Year

This is Denny Hamlin's new pit crew. I don't know if they can change the tire, but I bet they can handle the jacking part. In fact this photo has already helped me with the jacking part...twice. Here are the results:

Week-Dennis 183, Toby 173, Michael 166, Joe 163, Brian 163, Matt 161, PT 159, Brent 157, Neil 155, Al 151, Terry 150, Jeff 145, Freddy 143, Norb 141, Chuck 137, Jim 135, Bauman 125

Overall-PT 1450, Dennis 1412, Terry 1374, Toby 1350, Freddy 1346, Bauman 1312, Michael 1310, Brent 1300, Al 1292, Matt 1285, Jim 1279, Joe 1264, Chuck 1256, Jeff 1242, Brian 1183, Norb 1155, Neil 1119

This week's race is Saturday night in Richmond. I need your picks by 5 P.M. on Friday and qualifying starts at 5:30 on Friday. Don't forget to let me know if you plan on being at Norbert's on Saturday night to watch the race.

The new tire changer was being secretly filmed while she was playing with the air wrench. She was quite surprised when she discovered how quickly it worked. Biffle may have won the race but she came first!!!

Here are the results for the week: Chuck 229, Jeff 29, Brent 227, PT 221, Terry 213, Al 203, Joe 203, Dennis 202, Brian 201, Freddy 187, Toby 187, Michael 186, Neil 183, Jim 172, Matt 161, Norb 156, Bauman 125.

Overall: PT 1291, Dennis 1229, Terry 1224, Freddy 1203, Bauman 1187, Toby 1177, Michael 1144, Jim 1144, Brent 1143, Al 1141, Matt 1124, Chuck 1119, Joe 1101, Jeff 1097, Brian 1020, Norb 1012, Neil 964

This week's race is in Kansas City on Sunday at noon. I will need your drivers by 10 P.M. on Friday night. Qualifying is Saturday morning. There are two races left in the first segment, Kansas this weekend and then Richmond on Saturday the 28th. Just a reminder that we are all invited to Norb's house to watch the race that night. Bring your favorite drink and some food to share.

So I sped home to save my friend's life and I was stopped for speeding. Yes, I admit I was speeding but it was to save a man's life! A close friend. An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, to be loved and to be a banker.

If you weren't a fan of Seinfeld then you won't appreciate this. Here are the results for the week:

Brent 196, Freddy 190, Al 179, Terry 176, PT 173, Dennis 169, Toby 168, Joe 168, Matt 168, Jim 167, Jeff 160, Michael 148, Chuck 127, Bauman 126, Brian 126, Norb 113, Neil 97

Segment-PT 1070, Bauman 1062, Dennis 1027, Freddy 1016, Terry 1011, Toby 990, Jim 972, Michael 9958, Matt 953, Al 938, Brent 916, Joe 898, Chuck 890, Jeff 868, Norb 858, Brian 819, Neil 781

There is no race this Sunday due to the Easter holiday. The next race is a week from Saturday at Texas Motor Speedway. I will send the race info next week. Hey Michael, this quote is for you.

Look, sister, go get yourself a cup of coffee, all right? Beat it! [pushes Elaine out the door and closes it] All right, now here's the lowdown. Through a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia. And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.