Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Stewart shoots his wad in celebration

Congratulation to Tony Stewart for winning his third championship. I hope he was not guilty of premature celebration. Here are the final results for the week, segment four and the year.

Week-PT and Neil 177, Norb 174, Freddy 173, Brian 161, Jim 158, Matt 154, Chuck 148, Cosmo 144, Al 143, Toby 130, Bauman 111

Segment-PT 1469, Matt 1426, Norb 1418, Jim 1408, Al 1402, Neil 1392, Freddy 1386, Brian 1346, Cosmo 1320, Toby 1312, Bauman 1191 and limping in with a last place finish is Churck 1165

Overall-PT 4881 (and who says cheaters never win) Cosmo 4826, Matt 4816, Freddy 4794, Jim 4739, Neil 4715, Chuck 4695, Brian 4678, Norb 4637, Toby 4599, Al 4521, Bauman 4409

First of all, I would like to thank my sponsors Miller Lite, Johnsonville Brats, Elastic Wastebands, Lipitor and all the fine folks at Pfizer Pharmaceuticals, late night Cinemax and Vaseline. I would also like to thank all of the little people that I have stepped on over the years. You were my stairway to success. The next race is February 26th at Daytona. The location of our party for that day has yet to be determined. I will keep you updated. Since I did win this year I will provide the meat for the party. I can't wait for you all to get a taste of my meat. Delicious. As I mentioned before, there will be a couple of rule changes next year. I hope everyone still wants to do this again. I think the new rules will make it a bit more fun. If you are not going to do this next year, let me know as soon as possible. It does take me some time to get everything prepared. If you know of anyone else who would like to join our league just let me know. I do have at least one new member for next year, my son Michael. Don't worry though, he sucks. He is a fan of the 88. Here are the final payout amounts: Segment 1- Cosmo 90.00 and Bauman 15.00, Segment 2-PT 90.00 and Freddy 15.00, Segment 3- Chuck 90.00 and Freddy 7.50 Norb 7.50, Segment 4-PT 90.00 and Matt 15.00, Overall PT 250.00  Cosmo 155.00 and Matt 75.00. The totals are as follows-PT 430.00, Cosmo 245.00, Matt 90.00, Chuck 90.00, Freddy 22.50, Bauman 15.00 and Norb 7.50.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Homestead qualifying results

The top 15 qualifiers are 99, 56, 4, 22, 2, 17, 24, 16, 48, 11, 88, 43, 6, 39, 14

PT-99, 4, 1, 21=28
Cosmo-14, 16, 78, 21=9
Toby-14, 16, 47, 21=9
Al-99, 5, 00, 21=15
Matt-14, 43, 83, 21=5
Freddy-99, 4, 00, 21=28
Chuck-24, 43, 1, 21=13
Neil-99, 4, 1, 21=28
Jim-14, 33, 00, 21=1
Brian-99, 33, 00, 21=15
Norbert-99, 4, 83, 21=28
Bauman-99, 5, 47, 46=15

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Homestead picks

Just to make it easier for you to pick your drivers for the last race, I am taking the 99, 4, 1 and 21 if he is entered for the race.

Kahne wins at Phoenix

I sure am glad that someone besides Tony Stewart has won a race. I was getting kinda tired of all of the Tony Stewart's monkey shots. This is Kasey Kahne's lovely girlfriend Britney. Here are the results from qualifiying and the race.

PT 14(3) 33(4) 1(2) 35(1)=18
Cosmo 99(2) 16(4) 1(3) 35(1)=17
Toby 17(5) 16(4) 83(4) 55(1)=15
Al 48(2) 5(3) 00(2) 30(1)=21
Matt 99(3) 16(5) 1(5) 55(1)=17
Freddy 48(4) 5(2) 1(3) 35(1)=22
Chuck 48(5) 5(5) 83(2) 46(1)=12
Neil 48(2) 4(4) 00(4) 46(1)=15
Jim 14(2) 4(5) 00(4) 35(1)=23
Brian 99(3) 16(3) 00(4) 35(1)=16
Norb 99(3) 4(1) 83(4) 55(3)=13
Bauman 48(3) 5(4) 47(3) 46 (4)=12

Week Jim 197, Neil 161, Brian 161, PT 158, Norb 153, Cosmo 152, Freddy 140, Matt 136, Al 128, Bauman 114, Chuck 112, Toby 96

Segment-PT 1292, Matt 1272, Al 1259, Jim 1250, Norb 1244, Neil 1216, Freddy 1213, Brian 1185, Toby 1182, Cosmo 1176, Bauman 1080, Chuck 1017

Overall-PT 4704, Cosmo 4684, Matt 4662, Freddy 4621, Jim 4581, Chuck 4547, Neil 4538, Brian 4517, Toby 4496, Norb 4463, Al 4378, Bauman 4298

This week's race is the last race of the season at Homestead, FL. The race is Sunday afternoon at 2 P.M. I will need your drivers by 10 p.m. on Thursday.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Stewart wins again

A man and his monkey. If any of you are looking for the perfect Christmas gift for me, this painting would look good in my living room. There are only two races left in the season. This week's race is in Phoenix on Sunday at 2 P.M. I need drivers by 10 P.M. on Thursday. Here are the weekly results:

Week-PTand Freddy 189, Toby 180, Matt 178, Al 176, Norb 168, Cosmo and Brian 157, Jim 140, Neil 117, Chuck 116, Bauman 99

Segment-Matt 1136, PT 1134, Al 1131, Norb 1091, Toby 1086, Freddy 1073, Neil 1055, Jim 1053, Cosmo and Brian 1024, Bauman 966, Chuck 905

Overall-PT 4546, Cosmo 4532, Matt 4526, Freddy 4481, Chuck 4435, Jim 4384, Neil 4377, Toby 4373, Brian 4356, Norb 4310, Al 4250, Bauman 4184

Friday, November 4, 2011

Texas qualifying

PT 17(2) 16(3) 00(4) 21(4)=41
Cosmo 99(1) 4(1) 1(2) 21(4)=19
Toby 17 (4) 16(3) 83(3) 21(3)=31
Al 14(2) 4(3) 1(2) 21(4)=21
Matt 99(2) 16(4) 83(2) 21(3)=27
Freddy 17(1) 16(3) 00(4) 21(4)=41
Chuck 48(4) 5(4) 1(3) 21(4)=8
Neil 24(2) 5(3) 1(2) 21(4)=3
Jim 2(3) 16(3) 1(2) 21(4)=26
Brian 99(2) 33(3) 83(1) 21(2)=12
Norb 17(1) 3(2) 00(3) 21(3)=26
Bauman 48(2) 5(3) 47(2) 46(3)=5

The top 15 in qualifying were 16, 6, 17, 27, 14, 00, 99, 2, 4, 78, 48, 9, 21, 22, 42