Stewart wins again!!!

If you think that Tony Stewart is smiling because he has won the first 2 races in the chase, you'd be mistaken. He is smiling because he just finished spanking his monkey. I suppose he will be spanking his own monkey for awhile after announcing to the world on national TV that he made some changes and dumped the dead weight, referring to his former girlfriend Jessica. I do hope that  he got a chance to go motor boatin one more time before he dumped her. Anyway, here are the results for the week and the current standings.

Week-Norb 172, Neil 157, Jim 134, Matt 132, Al 132, PT 117, Freddy 114, Bauman 106, Brian 101,
Toby 101, Chuck 98, Cosmo 94

Segment-Al 269, Freddy 267, Norb 267, Neil 258, Matt 244, Jim 241, PT 223, Bauman 217, Cosmo 210, Brian 208, Chuck 204, Toby 200

Overall-Chuck 3734, Cosmo 3718, Freddy 3675, PT 3635, Matt 3634, Neil 3580, Jim 3572, Brian 3540, Toby 3487, Norb 3486, Bauman 3435, Al 3388

Next Sunday's race is in Dover, DE at 1 p.m. I will need your drivers by 10 p.m. on Thursday.

Hello Newman

Here are the drivers and qualifying results for the race at Loudon this Sunday.

PT 14, 43, 00, 55=3
Cosmo 48, 33, 00, 46=11
Toby 48, 5, 1, 87=6
Al (Kathy) 48, 16, 1, 87=18
Matt 29, 33, 83, 46=28
Freddy 24, 33, 00, 46=14
Chuck 48, 33, 00, 66=11
Neil 14, 5, 83, 66=13
Jim 2, 4, 1, 87=14
Brian 88, 33, 1, 87=9
Norb 18, 16, 83, 87=33
Bauman 18, 43, 00, 66=11

The top 15 qualifiers were the 39, 4, 83, 16, 22, 29, 24, 18, 56, 48, 33, 88, 43, 27, 47

Stewart wins first race in the "Chase"

This is Tony Stewart's current girlfriend. You know he is a motor boatin son-of-a-bitch. Here are the results from the race and the overall standings.

Race-Freddy 153, Al 137, Cosmo 116, Matt 112, Bauman 111, Brian and Jim 107, Chuck and PT 106, Neil 101, Toby 99, Norb 95

Overall-Chuck 3636, Cosmo 3624, Freddy 3561, PT 3518, Matt 3502, Brian 3439, Jim 3438, Neil 3423, Toby 3386, Bauman 3329, Norb 3314, Al 3256

Al let his wife pick his drivers for this race. It is obvious to me he should have been letting her do his picks from the begining. This weeks race is in New Hampshire on Sunday at 1 pm. I need drivers by 10 pm on Thursday.

Chicago Qualifying

PT 24, 33, 00, 21=0
Cosmo 48, 16, 00, 21=13
Toby 24, 6, 1, 21=3
Al 99, 5, 00, 21=11
Matt 48, 16, 1, 21=15
Freddy 48, 33, 83, 21=12
Chuck 24, 33, 00, 21=0
Neil 24, 4, 00, 21=0
Jim 18, 16, 00, 21=16
Brian 18, 16, 00, 21=16
Norb 24, 42, 1, 21=2
Bauman 99, 43, 71, 46=11

Richmond results and rantings

Kevin Harvick was the winner of the crash-filled Richmond race. This is a photo of his hag, I mean wife Delana. She does wear the firesuit in the family. I am quite sure she could kick her husband's ass. Well the field is set for the chase and I have updated the driver groups for the 4th segment. Their aren't really many changes in the groups. The 33 dropped to the second group and the 2 moved up tp the first group. The 00 dropped to the third group and the 31 moved up to the second. That's about it. I updated the groups on the homepage of the blog. I will also email and snail mail the new groups to you. Chuck was the winner of the third segment and Freddy and Norb tied for second. The rest of us just suck I guess. Now for my rant. The 88 was the beneficiary of the Lucky Dog free pass four times on Saturday night. Every time he went a lap down, miracle of miracles, the caution would come out and he would be back on the lead lap. NASCAR really needed the 88 to qualify for the chase, and he did. Conspiracy? You be the judge. I am just saying that the timing of the cautions really helped the 88 salvage what was otherwise going to be a bad night for him and for NASCAR. Anyway, here are the results for the race and the final results for the third segment.

Race-Jim 126, Cosmo 122, Bauman 121, Chuck 119, Toby 119, Freddy 117, Matt 112, Norb 109, Al 108, PT 97, Brian 84, Neil 76

Segment-Chuck 1101, Norb and Freddy 1062, Jim 1036, Cosmo 994 and Matt 994, Al 991, Brian 972, Toby 959, PT 947, Neil 887, Bauman 883

Overall-Chuck 3530, Cosmo 3508, PT 3412, Freddy 3408, Matt 3390, Brian 3332, Jim 3331, Neil 3322, Toby 3287, Norb 3219, Bauman 3218, Al 3119

This week's race is in Chicago on Sunday at noon. I will need your drivers by 10 pm on Thursday night. I know that the 4th group is sometimes hard to keep track of because of the changes in who is driving which car. The best way to keep track of who is driving what car in each race is to click on the link for Jayski's Silly Season that is on the homepage of the blog site. Then go to the race info page and it will tell you who is driving which car. Now that sometime changes during the week so you may have to check it again before you send me your drivers.

Richmond qualifying results

PT-11, 20, 83, 35=0
Cosmo-24, 2, 78, 66=0
Toby-18, 2, 31, 87=13
Al-18, 42, 83, 87=9
Matt-48, 2, 31, 46=23
Freddy-18, 2, 31, 46=13
Chuck-18, 5, 83, 87=15
Neil-24, 4, 83, 37=4
Jim-48, 4, 1, 35=31
Brian-48, 2, 31, 60=10
Norb-11, 2, 31, 46=10
Bauman-99, 43, 71, 46=15

The top 15 in qualifying were 00, 1, 48, 5, 33, 31, 29, 99, 43, 42, 22, 4, 18, 16, 27. Not making the race were the 37 and the 60.

Atlanta results







This is what Jeff Gordon gets to enjoy after he wins a race. Now that's what I call a trophy. Here are the results from the race today:

Week-Freddy 171 Norb 165, Cosmo 157, Matt 145, Jim 145, Chuck 141, Bauman 131, PT 130, Al 129, Neil 121, Brian 115, Toby 103

Segment-Chuck 982, Norb 953, Freddy 945, Jim 910, Brian 888, Al 883, Matt 882, Cosmo 872, PT 850, Toby 840, Neil 811, Bauman 762

Overall-Chuck 3411, Cosmo 3386, PT 3315, Freddy 3291, Matt 3278, Brian 3248, Neil 3246, Brian 3205, Toby 3168, Norb 3110, Bauman 3097, Al 3011

With his victory today, the 85th of his career, Jeff Gordon is third on the all-time victories list in NASCAR history. So all you Dale JR fans need to start rooting for a winner like Jeff Gordon. This week's race is Saturday night at Richmond. This is the last race of the third segment. Remember, I need your drivers by 10 P.M. on Thursday. After the race the driver groups will be adjusted for the final segment.

Qualifying results for Atlanta

PT 22(2) 4(1) 83(3) 30(1)=33
Cosmo 24(4) 2(1) 31(5) 30(1)=13
Toby 29(1) 2(1) 47(3) 55(1)=2
Al 17(1) 43(1) 31(3) 30(4)=15
Matt 48(2) 2(1) 31(4) 46(1)=2
Freddy 24(1) 2(2) 83(3) 37(1)=25
Chuck 48(2) 42(3) 83(2) 66(2)=16
Neil 48(3) 4(4) 31(5) 66(2)=15
Jim 24(2) 2(2) 00(1) 55(1)=13
Brian 88(1) 2(2) 1(5) 87(2)=2
Norb 24(3) 2(2) 31(4) 87(2)=13
Bauman 99(2) 16(3) 31(3) 60(2)=10

The top fifteen qualifiers were 4, 33, 18, 83, 24, 17, 99, 56, 39, 22, 43, 42, 11, 2, 16. For those of you who took the 30 or the 37, which includes me, those two cars did not make the race.