Bowyer conquers the twists and turns of Sonoma

This NASCAR fan mistakenly though that the race was in the Saraha, not in Sonoma. That may explain why she brought her camel toe to the race. Her are the results and standings for the week:

Week-PT 239, Michael 223, Joe 220, Freddy 213, Matt 206, Dennis 204, Bauman 196, Brent 194, Al 181, Norb 174, Brian 173, Chuck 167, Jim 165, Neil 165, Toby 156, Terry 155, Jeff 130

Segment-Freddy 1344, PT 1296, Chuck 1218, Dennis 1207, Norb 1191, Joe 1185, Michael 1170, Brian 1165, Matt 1151, Bauman 1148, Al 1137, Neil 1111, Jim 1098, Brent 1093, Terry 1090, Toby 1075, Jeff 960

Overall-PT 2929, Freddy 2901, Dennis 2805, Chuck 2675, Al 2660, Michael 2657, Matt 2648, Terry 2636, Toby 2627, Joe 2609, Bauman 2606, Brent 2604, Jim 2539, Norb 2525, Brian 2516, Neil 2398, Jeff 2386

This week's race is in Kentucky on Saturday night at 6:45 P.M. Qualifying is Friday at 4 P.M. so I need your drivers by 3 P.M. on Friday. This is the next to last race in the second segment.

Even a squirrel can sometimes find a nut. Jr. finally wins!!!

Well the winless streak for Dale Jr. is finally over. Thank God cause I am sick and tired of hearing about it. It has been four years since his last victory and I know why. HE IS NOT THAT GREAT! I am sure that when he took the checkered flag all of the redneck Dale Jr. fans collectively creamed there jeans. I am sure the celebrations afterwards will result in a mass of little redneck babies in 9 months. They will all be tattoed and toothless. Okay they are babies, they will all be toothless. They will look just like there parents. How freaking cute.   
Here is a small sampling of the typical Dale Earnhardt Jr. fan

       


These are the girls trying out to be Dale Junior's next fake girlfriends. He has to keep up the front. How popular would he be with the redneck crowd if they found out he was a closet homosexual? (not that there's anything wrong with that)
                                                                                

He should just come out now and declare his love for queer eye for the straight guy.

Okay enough with my ranting. I am just making up for the fact that I didnt post last week.

Week-Chuck 177, Neil 175, Michael 174, Bauman 168, Jeff 157, Freddy 152, PT 135, Al 135, Terry 126, Brian 125, Norb 122, Matt 121, Dennis 120, Jim 118, Joe 115, Toby 105, Brent 75

Segment-Freddy 1131, PT 1057, Chuck 1051, Norb 1017, Dennis 1003, Brian 992, Joe 965, Al 956, Bauman 952, Michael 947, Neil 946, Matt 945, Terry 935, Jim 933, Toby 919, Brent 889, Jeff 830

Overall-PT 2690, Freddy 2688, Dennis 2601, Chuck 2508, Terry 2481, Al 2479, Toby 2471, Matt 2442, Michael 2434, Bauman 2410, Brent 2410, Joe 2389, Jim 2374, Norb 2351, Brian 2343, Jeff 2256, Neil 2233

This week's race is on the road course at Sonoma on Sunday at 2:15 P.M. Qualifying is on Friday this week, so I will need your drivers by 1 P.M. on Friday. Repeating, 1 P.M. on Friday so don't forget. Including this race, there are three races left in this segment. Sonoma, Kentucky and Daytona night race.

                                                                               

little johnson wins again

She needs to wave her checkerd flag. I bet if she did, out of all of us, Chuck would come first. Here are the current standing for the week, segment amd year.

Week-Chuck 213, Freddy 202, PT 191, Joe 190, Brian 182, Terry 178, Toby 172, Brent 167, Dennis 167, Al 157, Norb 152, Jim 147, Matt 137, Bauman 134, Neil 129, Jeff 123, Michael 117

Segment-Freddy 825, Norb 756, PT 732, Dennis 727, Brian 715, Chuck 714, Joe 713, Jim 695, Al 691, Toby 676, Terry 670, Brent 670, Matt 667, Bauman 636, Michael 630, Neil 611, Jeff 546

Overall-Freddy 2382, PT 2365, Dennis 2325, Toby 2228, Terry 2216, Al 2214, Brent 2181, Chuck 2171, Matt 2164, Joe 2137, Jim 2136, Michael 2117, Bauman 2094, Norb 2090, Brian 2066, Jeff 1972, Neil 1898

This week's race is at Pocono on Sunday at 12:20 P.M. Qualifying is Saturday at 11 A.M. so I will need your picks by 10 A.M. on Saturday. Kurt Busch was suspended for the race this weekend. There is no word yet about who, if anyone, will be in the 51.