The girl in white with the baby bump is Denny's knocked-up GF.
Denny Hamlin has a thing for flour, water and yeast. He is on quite a "roll" and has a "bun" in the oven. I know that is pretty cheesey but what do you expect on a Sunday morning. Now that I think about it, you should never use the words yeast and cheesey in the same paragraph. Here are the results from qualifying.
The top 15 in qualifying were: 11, 15, 56, 22, 18, 16, 24, 39, 5, 2, 48, 17, 20, 29, 99
By the way, the payouts will be awful small this year unless you all start paying your entry fees. So far, only Pastor Jeff (and what choice does he have, if he didn't pay his boss would strike him with lightening) and Brent (and technically he didn't pay it his wife did, so she gets any prize money) So the rest of you owe $75.00 each.
Denny Hamlin overcame a major screw up by his pit crew to win the race at Loudon. His crew forgot to change the air pressure in his tires for qualifying. He ended up starting 32nd but steadily made his way to the front. Even though he started 32nd, he pulled off a Babe Ruth and called his victory. If he hadn't ran out of gas at Chicago, he would be leading the points. Now the evil 48 now has the points lead. Someone needs to take the 48 out at Dover this weekend. The race is Sunday afternoon at 1 P.M. I need your picks by noon on Saturday. I know you will find this hard to believe but I sort of screwed up. I was on the road when you all started sending me your drivers and some of you took the 56 in the second group and I didn't catch it. The 56 is in the first group. I'll let it pass this time. Just remember that if the driver is in the chase, he is in the first group. Here are the results and standings:
Week-Chuck 195, PT 194, Michael 194, Brent 190, Neil 190, Freddy 187, Bauman 183, Al 178, Joe 176, Norb 176, Jeff 176, Jim 171, Terry 168, Brian 167, Dennis 162, Toby 160, Matt 149
Segment-PT 364, Brent 354, Neil 349, Jim 349, Al 347, Bauman 339, Michael 332, Joe 330, Freddy 326, Norb 326, Chuck 322, Dennis 316, Matt 316, Brian 313, Toby 299, Terry 289, Jeff 281
Overall-PT 4959, Dennis 4842, Freddy 4823, Chuck 4678, Michael 4655, Brent 4651, Joe 4551, Matt 4545, Toby 4536, Al 4515, Norb 4458, Jim 4425, Brian 4395, Terry 4386, Bauman 4372, Neil 4262, Jeff 4134
This week our tour continues is Canada. You gotta love those Canuckleheads.
Apparently, this Canadian blew a seal
Apparently, this Canadian blew a seal
Neil Deterding has a cold one on his last drive thru Canada
Now you know where the hockey term "in the crease" cums from
I wonder how Shania Twain is with an organ between her legs?
Canadian bacon
How'd you like to give her a poke check?
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a beer...in a tree
Cajuns actually came from Canada in the 1700's
Cajun beaver hunter
This alligator was overheard saying "tastes like chicken"
This guy is a real Dudley Doright
She is not a mountie. She is a mount me.
Where are falling leaves when you need them?
Canada allows same sex marriage.
This goalie is protecting her 5 hole
Oh Canada, Oh Canada, Oh Ohh God Canada! Sorry, I got carried away.
Hanson brother from the movie Slap Shot.
How do you say "appetizer" in polar bear?
Great movie about a fake Canadian/American war
Canadian band Rush
The much nicer Canadian side of Niagara Falls
Canadian tramp stamp
How Canadian is that?
Bikinis and snow. It doesn't get much better than that.
Brad Keselowski was able to pass the 48 during green flag pit stops on Sunday and pull away to win the race. The 48 team cried and moaned to NASCAR that the Blue Deuce had came back on to the track too soon and that the 2 car got an unfair advantage. Thank God NASCAR told Chad Knaus to quit being a whiney little bitch and get back on top of his pit box. Here are the results for the week.
Jim 178, PT 170, Al 169, Matt 167, Brent 164, Neil 159, Bauman 156, Cosmo 154, Joe 154, Norb 150, Brian 146, Freddy 139, Toby 139, Michael 138, Chuck 127, Terry 121, Jeff 105
Overall-PT 4765, Cosmo 4680, Freddy 4636, Chuck 4483, Brent 4461, Michael 4461, Matt 4396, Toby 4376, Joe 4375, Al 4337, Norb 4282, Jim 4254, Brian 4228, Terry 4218, Bauman 4189, Neil 4072, Jeff 3958
This week's race is at Loudon on Sunday at 1 P.M. I need your picks by 2 P.M. on Friday.
We will now continue our tour in Italy. So far there have been 18 page views from Italy.
Labonte is Italian for crispy.
Mussolini after
Benito Mussolini before...
Christopher Columbus
Ferrari
Her gondola is in dry dock. Someone needs to get the dingy wet.
Deniro
Italian women are notoriously hairy
She is about to get some Gucci goo
Italian floatational devices
Hey Cosmo, I bet the nuns at St. Mary's never looked like this
