McMurray Goes Both Ways

Jamie McMurray will start from the pole at the twisting turning track at Sonoma on Sunday afternoon. See it is a road course and you have to turn right and left. That's why he goes both ways. I thought I would explain it for the dim witted out there. Not that theres anything wrong with being dim witted. Hell I love my family and some of them are dim witted. (I still love you son) Here are the picks and qualifying results.

Dennis-15, 78, 9, 24=40
Michael-15, 78, 42, 9=37
PT-15, 78, 42, 9=37
Joe-15, 78, 9, 42=37
Neil-16, 14, 9, 24=37
Norb-99, 14, 9, 42=35
Terry-1, 14, 9, 47=34
Brent-15, 14, 42, 9=33
Jim-18, 14, 9, 24=32
Chuck-5, 24, 9, 14=26
Freddy-48, 24, 9, 14=25
Toby-48, 14, 42, 9=22

The top 15 in qualifying were: 1, 9, 99, 16, 15, 20, 78, 22, 18, 24, 14, 29, 42, 56, 5

Have you ever wondered how Jamie McMurray gets his hair to look the way it does, and more importantly, why does he want it to look this way.

I was able to get an exclusive interview with McMurray's sister-in-law's, boyfriend's, second cousin's wife's, step son's babysitter who told me that Jamie McMurray's hair heros are;


Albert Einstein

Ziggy Stardust aka David Bowie


 

Rock-n-roll hall of famer and murderer, Phil Spector

Rod Stewart

And his greatest hero of all, Don King