Saturday, March 9, 2013

Rain Rain Go Away

Rain put a damper on all on track activity at Las Vegas on Friday. Practice and qualifying were both cancelled. In accordance with the rules of NASCAR, if practice and qualifying are both rained out for the first five races of the season, the starting lineup is determined by the previous year's final point standings. After the first five races of the season, the lineup is determined by the current standings for that season. Now there were cars on the track on Thursday but NASCAR deemed that a "test session," not a practice session. So the top 15 in qualifying were 2, 15, 48, 5, 16, 11, 17, 29, 14, 24, 56, 88, 18, 39 and 55. The points from qualifying are as follows:

Chuck 48, 99, 51, 15=27
Brent 48, 20, 42, 16=24
Freddy 48, 18, 21, 29=24
PT 16, 99, 21, 48=24
Jim 48, 18, 83, 14=23
Norb 2, 20, 21, 14=22
Toby 2, 20, 42, 24=21
Joe 48, 99, 42, 14=20
Michael 16, 99, 42, 29=19
Terry 88, 18, 10, 16=18
Neil 14, 18, 42, 24=16
Dennis 29, 20, 42, 99=8

On the bright side, there are plenty of things to do in Vegas if it is raining. If you are series champ Brad Keselowski, you can hang out with free hot girls.
If you aren't series champ Brad Keselowski but still have plenty of cash to spend, you could pass some time at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

If you aren't series champ Brad Keselowski and you have very little money to spend, you can hang with the street tramps.

If you aren't series champ Brad Keselowski but you are series never gonna be champ Dale Earnhardt, you can hang out with your homos...I mean home boys.
If you like the rain in Vegas, you could go to Rain Nightclub and make someone wet.
If worse comes to worse, you could always go to a show.
I guess those things they are wearing are called head pieces. I don't why they call them head pieces. It seems to me that they would get in the way. They should call them no head pieces.

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