Kenseth Tire Gamble Pays Off

Kasey Kahne seemed to have the fastest car on Sunday, that is until a late caution and a gutsy call by the Dollar General Team. Where most drivers including Kahe took fuel and two tires, the 20 team took fuel only to gain track position. That gamble proved to be a stroke of genius...or luck. Kenseth was able to hold off the 5 car of Kasey Kahne and cruise into victory lane.

The Gen 6 cars seemed to be racier on the mile and a half track at Vegas than they did at the super speedway at Daytona and the fairly flat track at Phoenix. Cars were able to run different grooves and actually pass each other. As the teams start to get a better handle on the new cars, the racing will get better. The series moves on to the high banks of Bristol on Sunday. I don't think the new cars will have much of an effect on the racing at Bristol. Hopefully it will be down and dirty, old time short track racing.

I still have some things to complain about regarding all of the mile and a half tracks. It is pretty boring. 70 laps into the race there were only 16 or 17 cars on the lead lap. If it weren't for the convoluted wave around rule, there would have been only 10 to 12 cars on the lead lap at the end of the race. NASCAR has to figure out a "racing" way to remedy that problem. Not a goofy ass wave around rule. Some of the brightest engineers in the country work at NASCAR and surely someone can come up with a mechanical solution. We can put a man on the moon for God's sakes. Let me rephrase that. We used to be able to put a man on the moon. So come on smart guys, figure it out.

Here are the results for the weekend at Vegas and the updated standings.

Week-Norb 191, Brent 188, Toby 180, Dennis 180, Freddy 176 (hope those dollar bills came in handy) Joe 172, PT 166, Jim 162, Chuck 161, Michael 161, Neil 150, Terry 150

Segment-Chuck 502, Jim 492, Brent 491, Neil 489, Toby 475, Freddy 463, Joe 458, Norb 455, PT 449, Michael 449, Dennis 442, Terry 439. I am kind of sucking this year. Guess I am gonna have to start cheating again.

This weekend's race is at Bristol on Sunday. Qualifying is Friday at 2:30 so I need your picks in by 2 P.M. on Friday.

I found some revealing photos of Matt Kenseth. Apparently the big money contract he signed with Joe Gibbs Racing has went to his head.

The first notable change was in his body. Obviously he has hired a professional trainer to get those rock hard abs. He is from Wisconsin and guys from Wisconsin are usually carrying a keg around there waists. Not a six pack.

Next Kenseth went out and got all tatted up. He thought it would make him more hip with the youngsters.

Then came the visit to the stylist. New clothes, new haircut, new attitude. It really is ashame that he has changed and forgotten about all the little people. Like the shoppers of Dollar General. They are the people responsible for getting him where he is today. Becaue of these hard working folks, Kenseth has a sponsor for his race car. Maybe Kenseth should reflect for a moment and remember the folks that support him.

 Like this poor lady shopping for toilet paper. Or this plump honey desparetly search for clothes that fit.

 

 

 



Kenseth has this poor lady singing the blues. He has even driven this poor DG shopper to the bottle.

Matt's questionable behavior has even had a negative effect on wildlife. Just look what it has done to this big cat. And this poor lady's health has suffered. She is struggling to find some Malox to settle her intestines.

It has even taken a toll on some Dollar General Employees. This DG Santa was so depressed that he began self medicating.

This shopper has developed itchy hives from her constant worrying.

It takes a special kind of man to shop at DG and Kenseth needs to remember that. Look at this true American hero. God bless America.

I think you get my point. Matt you need to come back to the people that love and support you. We loved you just the way you were.

That common man sitting on his porch enjoying an ice cold Old Style. That's who you really are. Be that man. Lastly, Americans love a man who's not afraid of playing with pussy.