The Freakin 48 Wins Again!!! Bad News For NASCAR Fans And TV Ratings

Maybe this conversation can explain why Jimmie Johnson is on the verge of winning his sixth championship. If you can't beat'em then cheat'em. Chad Knaus should be suspended for, at the very least, an entire season. He's been caught cheating more than once and you can't tell me that the driver doesn't know what the crew chief is doing.

The 48 now has a seven point lead over the 2 car with two races remaining. Phoenix is a 1 mile flat track. Hamlin led 55 laps in the spring race enroute to a victory. Johnson started and finished 4th while Keselowski started 28th and brought it home in 5th. If the previous three races at Phoenix are any indication, the 2 team could be in trouble. While Johnson and Keselowski have both averaged 16th in starting position, Johsnon has an average finish of 7th while Keselowski's average finish has been 13th. Add to that the fact that Johnson has led a total of 74 laps in the last three races at Phoenix, while Keselowski has led a mere 7.

When discussing performance at flat tracks, Hamlin, Harvick and Kyle Busch have to be a part of the conversation. Over his career, the 11 has been a master on the flat surfaces. He may be the best flat track racer in NASCAR. Over the last three races in the desert, Harvick has led a series high 228 laps while averaging an 8th place finish. Kyle Busch has led 75 laps the last 3 races but only has an average finish of 15th. Carl Edwards and Tony Stewart have had success there in the past, but have not had much luck this year. Jeff Gordon has also had a good history at Phoenix. I will need your picks by 5 P.M. on Friday. The race will be on Sunday afternoon. Chuck and Sarah will be at the race on Sunday. Let's hope that Chuck doesn't embarass the Somewhat Rednecks Racing League.

I would like to add that I appreciate the throngs of  readers who enjoy looking at the blog site. I said "throngs not "thongs", but I do appreciate the thongs also. Feel free to become a follower of the site, and I would like to see more of your comments. Let me know if you enjoy my posts or think that I am an immature ass. If you do think I am an immature ass? Well all I can say to that is mission accomplished. I may have the physical aches and pains of a 50 year old, but I have the mind of a 15 year old.

Here are the race results and the current standings.

Week-Jim 223, Chuck 208, Freddy 202, Al 202, Brent 195, Matt 193, PT 187, Michael 187, Brian 182, Norb 176, Bauman 169, Neil 167, Jeff 155, Cosmo 147, Toby 139, Joe 133, Terry 126

Segment-Neil 1411, Chuck 1393, Michael 1375, Bauman 1336, Jim 1335, Brian 1327, PT 1325, Al 1322, Freddy 1306, Brent 1300, Matt 1295, Cosmo 1292, Norb 1286, Jeff 1277, Joe 1250, Toby 1217, Terry 1175

Overall-PT 5920, Cosmo 5818, Freddy 5803, Chuck 5749, Michael 5698, Brent 5597, Matt 5544, Al 5490, Joe 5471, Toby 5454, Norb 5418, Jim 5411, Bauman 5369, Brian 5359, Neil 5324, Terry 5272, Jeff 5130

PT 5-2, 39-2, 24-3, 88-2, 9-1, 55-1, 20-1, 17-3, 48-3, 15-3, 29-2, 2-3, 16-3, 11-2, 99-1, 14-1, 18-1, 56-1

Dennis 24-1, 11-3, 17-3, 15-3, 88-2, 9-2, 55-2, 56-3, 29-3, 39-1, 99-1, 14-2, 48-3, 16-3, 5-1, 2-2

Toby 14-3, 29-3, 11-3, 88-3, 18-2, 42-1, 17-3, 48-3, 16-3, 24-3, 99-3, 2-3, 55-1, 39-1

Al 16-3, 17-3, 14-3, 99-3, 48-3, 18-1, 2-3, 11-3, 29-3, 15-3, 9-2, 24-3, 5-2

Matt 5-3, 48-3, 17-2, 14-3, 9-1, 16-3, 11-3, 99-1, 39-1, 15-3, 88-3, 24-3, 18-2, 2-3, 56-1

Freddy 16-3, 14-2, 88-2, 17-3, 9-2, 14-3, 48-3, 11-3, 18-2, 24-3, 5-2, 99-1, 29-1, 20-1, 2-2, 15-2

Chuck 16-3, 18-3, 20-1, 11-3, 22-1, 55-1, 17-3, 2-2, 88-3, 48-3, 29-2, 14-2, 99-3, 24-3, 9-1, 56-1

Neil 17-3, 14-3, 11-3, 2-3, 15-2, 42-2, 55-1, 9-1, 88-1, 29-1, 99-1, 18-2, 48-3, 24-3, 31-1, 1-1, 16-1, 56-1, 5-2

Jim 16-3, 2-3, 24-3, 29-3, 39-1, 15-3, 9-2, 18-3, 99-2, 17-3, 29-2, 88-2, 48-3, 5-1, 14-1

Brian 88-3, 11-3, 48-3, 29-3, 15-3, 17-3, 16-3, 56-3, 24-2, 99-2, 2-3, 14-1, 5-3

Norb 11-3, 17-3, 18-3, 2-3,14-3, 16-3, 99-2, 56-2, 29-2, 39-1, 24-2, 88-3, 9-1, 48-2, 15-2

Bauman 16-3, 14-3, 18-3, 88-3, 15-1, 11-3, 24-3, 48-3, 29-2, 99-3, 17-2, 56-2, 5-1, 2-3

Brent 14-2, 2-2, 88-2, 17-3, 9-2, 55-1, 11-3, 56-2, 29-1, 20-1, 18-2, 16-3, 24-2, 48-3, 5-3, 15-3,

Terry 16-2, 48-3, 99-3, 14-3, 39-3, 5-3, 42-1, 24-3, 17-1, 2-3, 22-1, 88-3, 18-2, 29-1, 56-2, 15-1

Jeff 29-2, 88-3, 99-3, 17-3, 16-3, 24-3, 9-1, 15-1, 1-2, 11-3, 5-2, 2-2, 55-2, 18-2, 48-3

Michael 5-3, 48-3, 14-3, 99-3, 11-3, 88-3, 29-2, 9-1, 24-3, 15-1, 18-1, 2-3, 16-3, 56-2, 17-1

Joe 20-1, 39-1, 17-3, 2-2, 15-1, 11-3, 99-2, 88-2, 29-2, 14-3, 16-3, 24-1, 48-3, 18-1, 42-1, 55-3, 5-3
Today is all things French. This week we will tour France. France is known for fine wine, fine food, body odor and the rudeness of the people.

 If you look up the word "surrender" in a dictionary, you may see a photo of the French Goverment giving up to Nazi Germany, after putting up virtually no resistance. Now some French people are rude towards Americans. They seem to forget that if it wasn't for us, they would still be goose stepping and saluting Hitler.


This is my favorite shot of the Eiffel Tower

French Fries. Someone should tell her that more than a mouthful is a waste.

French kiss

Escargot. Now those will leave snail trails on the sheets

I wonder where she puts her feather duster?

Napolean Bonaparte

Carla Bruni Sarkozy. Up until last year, this hottie was the First Lady of France. Who do we have for former First Ladies? Nancy Reagan, Barbara Bush and Hillary Clinton. Now we do have Laura Bush and she would do in a pinch.

Arc de Triomphe in Paris

France is known for wine. Let me make a toast to these ladies. Bottoms up!!!

Some French women like the natural look. Ahhhhh!!!

My kinda French pastry. So creamy!

Another shot of the French First Lady. Now close your eyes and imagine Hillary Clinton in this pose. Actually Hillary Clinton and Carla Bruni Sarkozy have very little in common. Sarkozy has probably had sexual relation with Bill Clinton.

Sebation Cabot as Mr. French in Family Affair.

France's most important export, French Ticklers.

Pantiless Playboy Bunnies stomping grapes and adding there own juices

Every man's French dream, a menage a trois. Every man, except Dale Jr.

French porn star Lola Ferarri. Take it out for a spin. Everyone else has.

Pepe le Pew

A French bikini refers to the cut of the bottoms.

Beautiful vineyard in Chardonnay

French porn actress and singer Erin Morgane doing her best Britney Spears.

French maids. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. That's my motto!
 



What better way to celebrate the French guillotine than with Alice Cooper beheading.

                                              Last butt not least...presenting the bidet song


Question-You know what they call it when a Frenchman throws a grenade in the kitchen?


Answer- Lanoleum Blownapart