Good News About Busch!!!

Well Kyle finally has something to be proud of. Not only has he been named the official tool of NASCAR, he is on the pole for the Phoenix race. The 18 team has not had much to celebrate this season so winning the pole is a shot in the arm for Kyle Busch. If Kyle Busch does not have a good race it will really stink for him and his team and you all know that there is nothing worse than a stinky Busch.

Brad Keselowski will have a good chance to make up some points on the 48 team. Entering today's race, Johnson clings to a seven point lead over the 2 team. Keselowski starts 14th while Johnson starts back in the pack at 27th. The 2 team needs to take advantage of this to have any shot of winning the championship.

Chuck and Sarah will be attending the race today in Phoenix. So if you see a large naked man run on to the track, chances are it is Chuck. Sarah, please try to keep your husband under control today. You know how he acts when he is around food, alcohol and pretty women. Put a leash on him.

You are all familiar with the Busch brothers but what about the rest of the Busch family? How much do you really know about them? Well after extensive research I have traced the Busch family tree and would like to introduce you to some of the family. BTW, what's the difference between a geneologist and a gynocologist? A geneologist looks up the family tree and a gynocologist looks up the family bush.

Now that's brotherly love

Kyle's dad is eccentric. Some say he is half nuts.

Kyle's mom, Ima is from the old country. Her maiden name was Schmelling, so her full name is Ima Schmelling Busch.

Kyle's grandpa sold hair tonic. Ironically his name is Harry Busch.

Kyle's sister Emma, was once engaged to former Olympian, Craig Virgin from Lebanon, IL. She broke it off when she realized her name would be Emma Virgin Busch. As you can see, she is now in love with dessert.

Kyle's grandma is former stage actress, Iphelia Busch. When Iphelia came out to her family and admitted her attraction to other women, the family quickly understood why her stage name was Inita Busch.



 

I hope you enjoyed meeting the Busch family. Here are your picks and points from qualifying.

PT-11(3) 18(2) 78(4) 48(3)=38
Cosmo-48(3) 18(4) 78(4) 16(3)=25
Toby-48(5) 55(2) 51(3) 18(2)=29
Al-48(4) 18(3) 78(4) 5(2)=37
Matt-2(3) 18(3) 78(4) 56(1)=41
Freddy 11(2) 18(4) 51(5) 2(2)=38
Chuck-48(2) 18(4) 78(4) 2(2)=27
Neil-48(5) 99(1) 78(4) 2(3)=15
Jim-2(2) 99(3) 47(2) 18(3)=20
Brian-5(2) 18(4) 78(1) 99(2)=40
Norb-5(1) 18(4) 51(2) 15(2)=35
Bauman-56(1) 20(3) 10(1) 2(3)=17
Brent-48(4) 18(2) 78(4) 11(3)=38
Terry-56(1) 39(1) 78(4) 5(3)=40
Jeff-2(4) 55(3) 38(2) 48(3)=8
Michael-11(3) 18(2) 51(1) 5(3)=48
Joe-14(3) 55(3) 78(5) 11(3)=36

The top 15 in qualifying were:18, 56, 11, 5, 43, 78, 27, 51, 14, 55, 24, 39, 99, 2, 20