First Segment Finished

Kyle Busch was the big winner of the Richmond race. From the size of this NASCAR fan's bikini bottom, it is apparent that a little Busch goes a long way!!! This was the last race of segment 1. Here are the week's results and the final standings for the segment:

Week-Al 231, Matt 212, Freddy 211, Brent 211, Toby 202, Chuck 201, Dennis 186, Jeff 184, PT 183, Norb 179, Michael 177, Terry 172, Brian 168, Neil 168, Jim 162, Joe 160, Bauman 146

Segment-PT 1633, Dennis 1598, Freddy 1557, Toby 1552, Terry 1546, Al 1523, Brent 1511, Matt 1497, Michael 1487, Bauman 1458, Chuck 1457, Jim 1441, Jeff 1426, Joe 1424, Brian 1351, Norb 1334, Neil 1287

The new car groups are listed to the right. I will also email the new groups to you so you can just print them off if you want. The third group is gonna suck now. There is not alot to choose from. Just a reminder that the car groups are done by owner points,  not driver points. This Sunday's race at Talladega is the first race of segment 2. I will let you know when I need your picks.

Hamlin Wins for 2nd Time This Year

This is Denny Hamlin's new pit crew. I don't know if they can change the tire, but I bet they can handle the jacking part. In fact this photo has already helped me with the jacking part...twice. Here are the results:

Week-Dennis 183, Toby 173, Michael 166, Joe 163, Brian 163, Matt 161, PT 159, Brent 157, Neil 155, Al 151, Terry 150, Jeff 145, Freddy 143, Norb 141, Chuck 137, Jim 135, Bauman 125

Overall-PT 1450, Dennis 1412, Terry 1374, Toby 1350, Freddy 1346, Bauman 1312, Michael 1310, Brent 1300, Al 1292, Matt 1285, Jim 1279, Joe 1264, Chuck 1256, Jeff 1242, Brian 1183, Norb 1155, Neil 1119

This week's race is Saturday night in Richmond. I need your picks by 5 P.M. on Friday and qualifying starts at 5:30 on Friday. Don't forget to let me know if you plan on being at Norbert's on Saturday night to watch the race.

The new tire changer was being secretly filmed while she was playing with the air wrench. She was quite surprised when she discovered how quickly it worked. Biffle may have won the race but she came first!!!

Here are the results for the week: Chuck 229, Jeff 29, Brent 227, PT 221, Terry 213, Al 203, Joe 203, Dennis 202, Brian 201, Freddy 187, Toby 187, Michael 186, Neil 183, Jim 172, Matt 161, Norb 156, Bauman 125.

Overall: PT 1291, Dennis 1229, Terry 1224, Freddy 1203, Bauman 1187, Toby 1177, Michael 1144, Jim 1144, Brent 1143, Al 1141, Matt 1124, Chuck 1119, Joe 1101, Jeff 1097, Brian 1020, Norb 1012, Neil 964

This week's race is in Kansas City on Sunday at noon. I will need your drivers by 10 P.M. on Friday night. Qualifying is Saturday morning. There are two races left in the first segment, Kansas this weekend and then Richmond on Saturday the 28th. Just a reminder that we are all invited to Norb's house to watch the race that night. Bring your favorite drink and some food to share.

So I sped home to save my friend's life and I was stopped for speeding. Yes, I admit I was speeding but it was to save a man's life! A close friend. An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, to be loved and to be a banker.

If you weren't a fan of Seinfeld then you won't appreciate this. Here are the results for the week:

Brent 196, Freddy 190, Al 179, Terry 176, PT 173, Dennis 169, Toby 168, Joe 168, Matt 168, Jim 167, Jeff 160, Michael 148, Chuck 127, Bauman 126, Brian 126, Norb 113, Neil 97

Segment-PT 1070, Bauman 1062, Dennis 1027, Freddy 1016, Terry 1011, Toby 990, Jim 972, Michael 9958, Matt 953, Al 938, Brent 916, Joe 898, Chuck 890, Jeff 868, Norb 858, Brian 819, Neil 781

There is no race this Sunday due to the Easter holiday. The next race is a week from Saturday at Texas Motor Speedway. I will send the race info next week. Hey Michael, this quote is for you.

Look, sister, go get yourself a cup of coffee, all right? Beat it! [pushes Elaine out the door and closes it] All right, now here's the lowdown. Through a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia. And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.

Smoke does it again!!!

Stewart's continued attempts to celebrate his Fontana victory by getting Danica Patrick wet, keeps getting rebuffed by that damn umbrella. Sorry I didn't get the qualifying results to you. I was busy this weekend. Here are the results and standings. I did include your qualifying points in the week's scores.

Week-Bauman 234, Jim 210, Michael 197, Terry 196, Freddy 195, Brent 184, PT 182, Chuck 181, Toby 174, Joe 171, Dennis 164, Norb 162, Matt 161, Brian 159, Jeff 157, Neil 151, Al 147

Overall-Bauman 936, PT 897, Dennis 858, Terry 835, Freddy 826, Toby 822, Michael 810, Jim 805, Matt 785, Chuck 763, Al 759, Norb 745, Joe 730, Brent 720, Jeff 708, Brian 693, Neil 684

This week's race is at Martinsville on Sunday at 12:15. Qualifying is Saturday at 10:30 A.M. I need your drivers by 10 A.M. on Saturday. Repeating that is 10 A.M. on Saturday. Also a reminder that on Saturday April 28 we are all invited to Norbert's house to watch the Richmond race.

This chick was spotted in the garage area at Bristol on Friday morning. I don't have anything witty to say about it. It's just another reason to like NASCAR. Here are the results for the week:

Race - Terry 173, Neil 160, Jim 157, PT 153, Joe 153, Brent 131, Matt 129, Dennis 128, Bauman 128, Al 128, Michael 128, Chuck 126, Freddy 117, Toby 114, Jeff 112, Brian 97, Norb 88

Overall- PT 715, Bauman 702, Dennis 694, Toby 648, Terry 639, Freddy 631, Matt 624, Michael 613, Al 612, Jim 595, Norb 583, Chuck 582, Joe 559, Jeff 551, Brent 536, Brian 534, Neil 533

This week's race is at Fontana, CA on Sunday at 2:15 P.M. I need your drivers bt 2 P.M. on Friday. Qualifiyng is Friday at 2:30. Remember Friday at 2 P.M. 

Stewart Finally Wins in Vegas

The girls on the left is Nancy Filipelli. According to reports, she is currently auditioning to be Tony Stewart's girlfriend. The girl on the right is next in line for the audition. From the expression on their faces, I think I can tell what they both will be doing for their audition. My brother almost pulled of the impossible this weekend. Not including qualifying, 200 points is the most anyone can possibly get for a race in our league. Dennis received 198 points just for the race. He had the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 6th place cars picked. All of his drivers got a bonus point for leading a lap and he had the car that led the most laps for another bonus point. Next time you are at CBI getting chicken, please feel free to throw something at him while his back is turned. Anyway, here are the results for the race and overall:

Week-Dennis 235, PT 221, Freddy 214, Neil 189 (Neil had more points in this race then he had in the first two races combined), Norb 187, Joe 182, Terry 181, Michael 178, Bauman 175, Matt 170, Chuck 167, Brian 165, Jim 162, Brent 153, Jeff 152, Al 147, Toby 145

Segment-Bauman 574, Dennis 566, PT 562, Toby 534, Freddy 514, Norb 495, Matt 495, Michael 485, Al 484, Terry 466, Chuck 456, Jeff 439, Jim 438, Brian 437, Joe 406, Brent 405, Neil 373

This week's race is at Bristol on Sunday at 12:15 P.M. Qualifiyng is Friday at 2:40 P.M. I will need your drivers by 2 P.M. on Friday. Repeating 2 P.M. on Friday. Also, on Saturday, April 28 NASCAR rolls into Richmond for a night. Norbert has agreed to host us all at his house to watch the race that night. B.Y.O.B. and bring a snack to share...