So I sped home to save my friend's life and I was stopped for speeding. Yes, I admit I was speeding but it was to save a man's life! A close friend. An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, to be loved and to be a banker.

If you weren't a fan of Seinfeld then you won't appreciate this. Here are the results for the week:

Brent 196, Freddy 190, Al 179, Terry 176, PT 173, Dennis 169, Toby 168, Joe 168, Matt 168, Jim 167, Jeff 160, Michael 148, Chuck 127, Bauman 126, Brian 126, Norb 113, Neil 97

Segment-PT 1070, Bauman 1062, Dennis 1027, Freddy 1016, Terry 1011, Toby 990, Jim 972, Michael 9958, Matt 953, Al 938, Brent 916, Joe 898, Chuck 890, Jeff 868, Norb 858, Brian 819, Neil 781

There is no race this Sunday due to the Easter holiday. The next race is a week from Saturday at Texas Motor Speedway. I will send the race info next week. Hey Michael, this quote is for you.

Look, sister, go get yourself a cup of coffee, all right? Beat it! [pushes Elaine out the door and closes it] All right, now here's the lowdown. Through a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia. And from what I hear, the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.