Kenseth Kicks Competition in Kansas

Matt Kenseth won his second race of the chase but failed to make up any ground on the Chase leaders. Keselowski still holds a slim lead over Johnson, Hamlin and Bowyer. The Kansas race was marred by several accidents due to a slick track caused by the recent repave. "Slip Sliding Away" is the perfect theme song for the track in Kansas. You know, we can put a man on the moon but we can't figure out how to resurface a track without making it slippery as a nympho covered in K-Y Jelly. Surely there is an engineer out there somewhere who can come up with a way to repave a track and give it some grip. When they repaved the track they also put in progressive banking. You would think that the track owners would have taken a lesson from Bristol. DON'T PUT IN PROGRESSIVE BANKING. This year they finally took out the progressive banking at Bristol. They need to do away with it at every track that has it. There are 4 races left this year. This Sunday NASCAR heads back to short track racing at Martinsville. I will need your picks by 2:30 P.M. on Friday. Here are the race results and current standings:

Race-Bauman 179, Neil 173, Terry 161 (and you are welcome), Matt 157, Norb 145, Joe 143, Cosmo 142, Michael 136, Brian 135, Brent 132, Al 132, Jim 131, Freddy 129, Jeff 128, Chuck 126, Toby 126, PT 125

Segment-Neil 1047, Bauman 1026, Al 999, Brian 998, PT 993, Jim 986, Norb 985, Michael 975, Jeff 974, Chuck 972, Toby 950, Brent 944, Cosmo 935, Freddy 923, Terry 921, Joe 920, Matt 909

Overall-PT 5588, Cosmo 5461, Freddy 5420, Chuck 5328, Michael 5298, Brent 5241, Toby 5187, Al 5167, Joe 5141, Matt 5138, Norb 5117, Jim 5062, Bauman 5059, Brian 5030, Terry 5018, Neil 4960, Jeff 4827

PT 5-2, 39-2, 24-3, 88-2, 9-1, 55-1, 20-1, 17-3, 48-2, 15-3, 29-2, 2-3, 16-3, 11-2, 99-1, 14-1, 18-1

Dennis 24-1, 11-3, 17-3, 15-3, 88-2, 9-2, 55-2, 56-3, 29-3, 39-1, 99-1, 14-2, 48-3, 16-2, 5-1, 2-1

Toby 14-3, 29-3, 11-3, 88-3, 18-1, 42-1, 17-3, 48-3, 16-2, 24-3, 99-3, 2-3, 55-1, 39-1

Al 16-3, 17-3, 14-3, 99-3, 48-3, 18-1, 2-3, 11-3, 29-3, 15-3, 9-2, 24-3

Matt 5-3, 48-3, 17-2, 14-2, 9-1, 16-3, 11-3, 99-1, 39-1, 15-3, 88-3, 24-3, 18-2, 2-3

Freddy 16-2, 14-2, 88-2, 17-3, 9-2, 14-3, 48-3, 11-3, 18-2, 24-3, 5-2, 99-1, 29-1, 20-1, 2-1, 15-2

Chuck 16-2, 18-3, 20-1, 11-3, 22-1, 55-1, 17-3, 2-1, 88-3, 48-3, 29-2, 14-2, 99-3, 24-3, 9-1, 56-1

Neil 17-3, 14-3, 11-3, 2-2, 15-2, 42-2, 55-1, 9-1, 88-1, 29-1, 99-1, 18-2, 48-3, 24-3, 31-1, 1-1, 16-1, 56-1, 5-1

Jim 16-3, 2-3, 24-3, 29-3, 39-1, 15-3, 9-2, 18-2, 99-2, 17-2, 29-2, 88-2, 48-3, 5-1, 14-1

Brian 88-3, 11-3, 48-3, 29-3, 15-3, 17-2, 16-3, 56-3, 24-2, 99-1, 2-3, 14-1, 5-3

Norb 11-3, 17-3, 18-3, 2-3,14-3, 16-3, 99-2, 56-1, 29-2, 39-1, 24-2, 88-3, 9-1, 48-2, 15-1

Bauman 16-3, 14-3, 18-3, 88-3, 15-1, 11-3, 24-3, 48-3, 29-2, 99-3, 17-2, 56-2, 5-1, 2-1

Brent 14-2, 2-2, 88-2, 17-3, 9-2, 55-1, 11-2, 56-2, 29-1, 20-1, 18-2, 16-3, 24-2, 48-3, 5-3, 15-2,

Terry 16-2, 48-3, 99-3, 14-3, 39-3, 5-1, 42-1, 24-3, 17-1, 2-3, 22-1, 88-3, 18-2, 29-1, 56-2, 15-1

Jeff 29-2, 88-3, 99-3, 17-3, 16-3, 24-2, 9-1, 15-1, 1-2, 11-3, 5-2, 2-2, 55-2, 18-2, 48-2

Michael 5-2, 48-3, 14-3, 99-3, 11-3, 88-3, 29-2, 9-1, 24-3, 15-1, 18-1, 2-3, 16-3, 56-1, 17-1

Joe 20-1, 39-1, 17-3, 2-2, 15-1, 11-2, 99-2, 88-2, 29-2, 14-3, 16-3, 24-1, 48-3, 18-1, 42-1, 55-3, 5-2


G-day mate! Today we are going to explore the "Land Down Under".



We're gonna need a bigger surf board

Aussie model Miranda Kerr. Watch out for sand fleas

Feeding time for the Aborigines

The Crocodile Hunter seconds before getting barbed

A message to his fans from the beyond

Greg Norman...Australian for choke

Not the way the koala thought his day would end

Nicole Kidman says "climb aboard sailor"

From the looks of the ad campaign, Vagimite may have been a more appropiate name



Sydney Opera House

Hey Aborigini dude. Quit bogarting the bong

When I was 15, she was hot. Now I am showing my age

Aussie sprinter Tamsyn taking a breather and airing it out

Australian champion  pole vaulter. Female vaulters like thicker poles

Cosmo, you would just die