Monday, June 18, 2012

Even a squirrel can sometimes find a nut. Jr. finally wins!!!

Well the winless streak for Dale Jr. is finally over. Thank God cause I am sick and tired of hearing about it. It has been four years since his last victory and I know why. HE IS NOT THAT GREAT! I am sure that when he took the checkered flag all of the redneck Dale Jr. fans collectively creamed there jeans. I am sure the celebrations afterwards will result in a mass of little redneck babies in 9 months. They will all be tattoed and toothless. Okay they are babies, they will all be toothless. They will look just like there parents. How freaking cute.   
Here is a small sampling of the typical Dale Earnhardt Jr. fan

       


These are the girls trying out to be Dale Junior's next fake girlfriends. He has to keep up the front. How popular would he be with the redneck crowd if they found out he was a closet homosexual? (not that there's anything wrong with that)
                                                                                

He should just come out now and declare his love for queer eye for the straight guy.



Okay enough with my ranting. I am just making up for the fact that I didnt post last week.

Week-Chuck 177, Neil 175, Michael 174, Bauman 168, Jeff 157, Freddy 152, PT 135, Al 135, Terry 126, Brian 125, Norb 122, Matt 121, Dennis 120, Jim 118, Joe 115, Toby 105, Brent 75

Segment-Freddy 1131, PT 1057, Chuck 1051, Norb 1017, Dennis 1003, Brian 992, Joe 965, Al 956, Bauman 952, Michael 947, Neil 946, Matt 945, Terry 935, Jim 933, Toby 919, Brent 889, Jeff 830

Overall-PT 2690, Freddy 2688, Dennis 2601, Chuck 2508, Terry 2481, Al 2479, Toby 2471, Matt 2442, Michael 2434, Bauman 2410, Brent 2410, Joe 2389, Jim 2374, Norb 2351, Brian 2343, Jeff 2256, Neil 2233

This week's race is on the road course at Sonoma on Sunday at 2:15 P.M. Qualifying is on Friday this week, so I will need your drivers by 1 P.M. on Friday. Repeating, 1 P.M. on Friday so don't forget. Including this race, there are three races left in this segment. Sonoma, Kentucky and Daytona night race.
                                                                               

1 comment:

  1. Well aren't you creative. You know i think you like the 14 so much because you both have the same build and body type.

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